Ode to a Learner Driver
Am tekkin mitest next Mundi Am kakkin missen allready
A dunt know if it’s reight or not but I’ve heard the dunt pass many
Am allreight when am gooin straight an am allreight when it’s flat
But what gear should a use uphill and why’s wipers doin that
Mi instructor’s dooin mi eard in is allus on mi back
e sez a dunt try ard enough A think al gi im sack
Al let mi father tek mi but e does nowt but shart
A think when he took is test it wor on an oss un cart
Am teld am allus coasting but it judders if a dunt
And a dunt look in mi mirrors enough but am busy watchin frunt
Mi Mam sez tek sum tablets and then a shud bi fine
Na armany tests did she tek worrit eight or nine